2SummaryMarvel’s Eternals is a massive disappointment.This review of MCU’s Eternals contains no spoilers. After watching Chloé Zhao’s sophomore film, The Rider, I wrote I could not wait to see what Ms. Zhao would come up with next. I ended my review of her third film, Nomadland, noting the movie’s profoundly immersive experience and personal journey. Both have breathtaking visuals, haunting musical scores, and pitch-perfect final scenes. Yet, her Marvel debut is the opposite of anything she’s ever done — she has created something stale, repetitious, and heavy-handed. I’m sorry to say, Eternals is a massive disappointment. Eternals takes place right after Avengers: Endgame, where half the population returns. This causes the band to get back together. Though, none of them are really happy about it because no one seems to love human existence. The group mentioned above is the Eternals, an alien race which the Celestials have created. They have lived on Earth for over 7000 years. They were…